If my mouth didn't hurt so much my jaw would be dropping

So.

I was pretty much the back up catcher at the ball game the other day.

The seats were O.K.

The Umpire was a little bit in my way since I was RIGHT BEHIND HOME PLATE!

Put that on the top of the list of first world problems.

I was closer to home plate than the pitcher was.

There are no vendors at these seats.

Just waiters.

The tickets were graciously donated to the staff of the non-profit I work for. 

I'll never be happy in the nosebleed seats again.