Thursday, September 5, 2013

Adult Orthodontics

It's been a journey of several years, but today I had my braces put on.  I feel like I should say "installed" because OH MY WORD does my mouth ache.  I'm on an every 30 years schedule with braces.  I've made my 2043 appointment already. 

NB: there will be no picture to accompany this post, so don't bother scrolling down.

The orthodonture is not for vain or cosmetic reasons -- have you seen my hair?  I have many faults but vanity about my looks is not one of them.  It was a choice between jaw surgery, "Train Tracks" or chronic pain. "Metal Mouth" is the last step of a several year TMJ mitigation process that included three other "appliances" for different periods of time to re-align my jaw.  TMJ is invisible, but painful and on the edge of disabling if you get a terrific migraine to accompany your sore jaw. Explaining the feeling to non-TMJ sufferers is like explaining snow to natives of Barbados -- I've done both and it's futile.

But, this post is not a plea for sympathy.  No.  It's to apologize to my sons!

Boys remember when you got your braces on and I told you you'd feel better in a few hours or days.

I was lying!

I'm sorry.

Please forgive me.

I should have let you have milk shakes for dinner more often.

If you're reading this post upstairs come find me right now and I'll make you a milkshake!





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