Actual Text Conversation

O.K.  so here's the real text "conversation" that happened earlier this evening while I was waiting in a parking lot for a kid to get out of practice.



Wanda Louise:  So, transcripts are updated and Ace is near the top.  If she hadn't taken a non-honors ceramic class she would be even higher.  Apparently pot is holding her back.

Phi: Hahahahahahahahaha

Phi:  That is awesome though.

Phi:  Hilarious and Awesome.

WL:  Thank you I'll be here all week. Even Ace laughed at that one.

Phi:  My husband says ceramics must have kiln her GPA.  Shame she just had to "throw" away her grades like that.

WL: Blog post pending.  Thank you Phi's husband.

Phi:  All that pot probably had her glazed over so its a wonder she passed any of her classes.

WL:  I've created a monster.  Keep them coming.

Phi:  He can really dish it out.

WL: Did he pick a pseudonym yet?  I want to give him credit on the blog.

Phi:  I want to call him the puntificaor but he says no.

WL:  We could call him blunt to play off of his real name, but after the pot jokes someone might wonder.

Phi:  At this point eye roller supreme would work.

WL: We could take the antonym route and call him "ambiguous" or "indirect."

Phi:  Yes.  Let's do that!  Sequor Ambiguous has a nice ring to it.

WL:  Sequor?

Phi: You must have a weird phone S e n o r.

WL:  Of course since he's the only bilingual one among us.  Weird phone?  Snort.


[and if the humor doesn't impress you, you may be impressed to know that my phone is not smart and does not have a keyboard.  That's right folks, I texted the word ambiguous on a flip phone!]