Thursday, October 10, 2013

Other duties as assigned

During my multiple jobs in education I have had various and sundry "other duties as assigned" including but not limited to:
- teaching calculus for 7 weeks
- acting as principal for the day (and breaking up multiple fights while doing so)
- cartwheeling across the gym for a pep rally
- dressing up as Katy Perry and giving out awards
- having parents cuss me out because their "angel" could not possibly have threatened anyone
But this time, I might just have to draw the line. I have just been assigned to learn "all the popular dance moves - you know the electric slide, cha cha slide, etc" and be prepared to lead them at our company conference. Excuse me, do you know how to "Wobble?" I don't. And now I must learn by January - trust me when I say this is not enough time!

If I dare, I might share a brief attempt of me learning to "Wobble" (dream on sister - that is NOT going to happen)!

Wish me luck!

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