Friend: So, Wanda Louise, do anything exciting over the weekend?
Wanda Louise: You know the usual, did some laundry, watched my oldest kid graduate from high school, grilled some burgers.
Friend: Wow, congratulations.
Wanda Louise: Thanks, I'm pretty proud of getting all the laundry done in one weekend.
Friend: No, not that.
Wanda Louise: Well, I can't take credit for the burgers, Cicero made them and I don't even know how to start the grill.
Friend: No, congratulations on Ace's graduation. I hear she was salutatorian of her class.
Wanda Louise: Oh, that. Yeah, thanks. She worked really hard, but you know pot held her back from being valedictorian.
Friend: What?
Wanda Louise: Yeah, you know that one ceramics class that had an unweighted grade.
[you do know that when a word is in a different color it's a link to a previous post explaining an obscure joke right?]
Friend: Surely you celebrated despite the pot problem.
Wanda Louise: You're not kidding we celebrated. I've graduated from one third of my car pool life!
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