Kale Loving Son: This cyst on my wrist is starting to hurt more. Can you make a doctor's appointment for me soon.
Wanda Louise: That's funny!
Kale: No it's not.
Wanda Louise: Try saying "cyst on my wrist" five times fast just to humor me.
Kale: Just stop Mom.
Wanda Louise: O.K. I'll make an appointment for you but I have an idea on how to get rid of it first. I read about it on the internet.
Kale: Seriously?
Wanda Louise: Put your wrist here on the table and I'll whap it with a giant Bible.
Kale: Are you crazy?
Wanda Louise: You don't believe in faith healing?
Kale: Where's dad?
[and for those who know us in real life the surgery is scheduled for 12/19 -- he should have full use of his hand again by the time school starts again in January. No guarantee that his handwriting will get any better -- or any worse.]
No comments:
Post a Comment