Middle age women shouldn't text (part 1 of many, no doubt)

I just texted my hairdresser/friend about an appointment….  I know I’m so boss!

Here’s the basics:

Wanda Louise:  Can you fit me in for a quick bangs trim tomorrow some time?

Coiffurist:  Sure what time would work.

Wanda Louise:  How about some time between 5 and 6.

Coiffurist:  How about 5:20.

Wanda Louise:  Perfect.  I have to drop Ace.

Coiffurist:  What??

Wanda Louise:  I meant drop Ace off around the corner from you at 5:00

Coiffurist:  Oh, that’s better.

Wanda Louise:  I really shouldn’t be allowed to text. 

Coiffurist:  No kidding.