In case this whole blogging thing doesn't pan out, I think Wanda Louise has a definite career writing for Southwest Flight Attendants. Here are some excerpts from our safety instructions on yesterday's flight:
If you haven't been in a car since the 1950s, the blue strappy thing you are sitting on is called a seat belt....
We don't anticipate a drop in cabin pressure (because if we did, we wouldn't have come to work today), but if it does happen 4 oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling compartment.... if you are traveling with a small child or someone else that needs your assistance, put your mask on first and then tend to your husband or boyfriend. If you have more than one child, put on your mask, then move to the one most likely to be supporting you in your old age...
Passengers are forbidden to disable smoke detectors on the plane, we do have a smoking section on the wing, if you can light 'em you can smoke 'em. Out there the in flight movie is "Gone with the Wind."
If you do disable smoke detectors, the fine is $2000, but we are thinking if you wanted to pay $2000 for a flight you would be traveling with our competitors.
Good times :) and since they got me to my destination 15 minutes early, good flight!
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