Cousins by marriage, friends by choice, commentators on life by necessity (or at least a void on our beach access). Wanda Louise and I (Phi - like the Fi in Fiona) enjoy our family vacations together and felt the need to man our Beach Access 31 as there are no life guards, limited mirrors (apparently) and a need for guidance. Believe me when we say we are not judging, merely commentating - although we do have 4, 10, and 100 point rubrics available if desired. We plan to post our ramblings, observations, and suggestions as they come to us or if we are feeling particularly motivated on a given day... so I would expect rather spotty posts, but we do hope that we can bring some levity to your day - and some practical advice and common sense to our beach access :) !